JOKES OF THE DAY

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(Last Updated On: November 28, 2017)

The following conversation took place between Johnny and his Teacher.

Teacher: what’s wrong?

Johnny: our house is very small. Me, my mum and my dad, all sleep in the same bed. Every night my dad asks if I’m sleeping,

I say No then he slaps my face & gives me a Black eye

Teacher: ok, tonight when your dad asks, keep dead quiet, don’t answer.

The following morning Johnny’s teacher sees him with a severe swelling on his face.

 Teacher: My goodness why the swelling?

Johnny: Dad asked me again if I was sleeping, i shut up and kept dead still. Then my dad & mom start moving, you know, Mom was breathing heavy, kicking her legs up and making moaning noises. Then my dad asked my mom, “are you coming?” Mom said, “Yes, I’m coming, are you coming too?” Dad answer: “Yes.”

They don’t usually go anywhere without me so I said, wait for me,

I’m coming too.

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